Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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http://www.google.com/webhp?doodle=6201726X-hA7spmZ-pmZnpnn__-ynJTMzfAAADUAAAcaZmb9sN8GZmGIzMz9UzM3OmZm2n7__6430pmZuSZmZm___y1yGQYhiElhkGQZBkGYZBiGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGITCGQZBkE4hkGQZRkGIUSGIYhkEEhkGUXiGIXkGIXkGIXkGQXiGQXkGQXiGIZhiGIRiGEZhmE5hhGUViGQYRklohkFohkFpBiFpBkFpBkGQYhmEEhmGQYhJIYhlFkhkGQZFg&hl=en&nord=1 For alien signals

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What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

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Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

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Robin, get in the batmobile

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

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Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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