Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Your adopted.....

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What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

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Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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