why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

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Walking down a cold, lonely, deserted street is a 10 year old who lost her parents. she has with her in plain sight her fathers wallet, so full of cash that it is literally too full. all of a sudden, a black man with a gum jumps out from around the corner. he then proceeds to mug her and shoot her. thanking the man for playing cops with her using finger guns, she goes home with a new coffee mug and a stick of gum. she died three days later from unrelated incidents.

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Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

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If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

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An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

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Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

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i found waldo.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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