a skinny sumo wrestler

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

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What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

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whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

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