- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Kefka > Sephiroth

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

Republicans

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

retard

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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