- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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