Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas? The sweet, merciful release of death at the hands of his father, who had been struggling with the emotional and financial drain of raising a severely disabled child for many years. It was only a matter of time before the man snapped, as he was a single parent working twenty hour days, seven days a week, to just barely cover all the medical bills that the specialists and therapy incurred.

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I beheld M.Bison/Raul Julia, as I fell down from the sky LIKE LIGHTNING! Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: You don`t like me? MAAN That gets me on... As for Horny, I was born with two of them... The third is a burning stake. ...So you like me... Meh! No fun when they don`t struggle nor squeal, even if they do scream in pain...

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Q: Why was the man upset? A: He was kidnapped. Two cruel men tied him to a chair in an unknown location. This man was mistaken for someone who was planning to steal a big drug shipment. They beat him unmerciful, shocked him, and hit him in the head with a hammer, and threw him out in the street, with the belief of his death occurring. A driver stopped to help the man into the nearby hospital. The man was questioned about the physical appearance and whereabouts of these criminals. He remembered nothing, and sadly, they got away with this horrible crime.

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what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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Obama being reelected.

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What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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The latter three thousand pages of this website.

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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do you currently smoke? i hope not.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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thomas!!!!

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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