- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

What can fly? Lots of things

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

A midget walked under a bar.

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