Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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