If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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breasts

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How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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your momma is so fat she has diabetes

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i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Terry was always struggling with mathematics. On his last report card he received a D- in math. His parents were naturally very upset with him because they knew their son could do much better and so did Terry. Terry wanted to make his parents proud so he buckled down and started studying on a regular basis. Terry realized his had work had payed off when his 3rd grade teacher handed him his report card. Terry had revived an A in math! On his walk home from school all he could think about was how proud his mom and dad were going to be. On that walk home Terry was savagely torn apart by an escaped lion from the local zoo. His head was never found.

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How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

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Joesph Triphook.

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