What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

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How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

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Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

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How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

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Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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Justin Bieber

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

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Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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