What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

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Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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PIED NINNY!

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? *PUNCH* A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

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How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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