What is the difference?

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Stealth baseballs record

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

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Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

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What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

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Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

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What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Knock Knock. Go Away!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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