- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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