What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

What is the difference?

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

Stealth baseballs record

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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