Womens rights

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This is an anti joke

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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Gay's

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

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there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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