Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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