why did the boy die? because he got shot

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An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

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Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

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What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

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Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

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There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

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What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

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Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

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Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

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Cancer.

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

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who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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