What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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