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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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