- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

This is funny.

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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