- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

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