- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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