What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

tommy is retared

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

I like Pi. It can make circles.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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