What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

A man buys a prius

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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