What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

You are joking right?

Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

You will not press the like button.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

knock knock whos their a person

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

I walk into a bar...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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