What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

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Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

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SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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My dad

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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Bill: Hey Scott, do you have the time? John: My name is John, you must have mistaken me for someone else. Bill: Oh. I apologize for the inconvenience. John: No problem. By the way, the time is 3:34. Bill: I don't actually need the time, me and Scott just have this inside joke of me asking the time when we both very well know that he refuses to wear a wristwatch. John: Alright

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When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

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I'm a poet and I just didn't realise

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Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

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What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

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Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What did Adam say when he saw Eve with just a fig leaf? The recipe said three frikkin figs.what the hell am I going to do with a fig leaf, you better get back in there, and hurry because I'm double parked. I was referring to Eastend married couple Adam and Eve Turner, in case there was any confusion.

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Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

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Keep Scrolling Penis Keep scrolling Keep scrolling

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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