- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

You're a frog

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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