- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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masturbating on a tarc bus

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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