Justin Bieber.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

i killed my family

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

a skinny sumo wrestler

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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