- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

how do you save a black man ... u don't

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

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