Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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i had sex.

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Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

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Will nearis is here! Get it

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

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what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

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denisssssssssssssss

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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Anti Joke

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