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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

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