- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

Your social life.

What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

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