A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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Trump will make America great again.

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What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

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what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

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What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

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Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

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What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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were at work systems r down

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

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What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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