Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

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Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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Roses are red.

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Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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