What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

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Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

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Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

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roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

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What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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An Italian leaves the mofia

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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