Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

An Aisian failed a test

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Dwight Howard

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

A gay man watches football.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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