Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

A baby seal walks into a club.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

How would you rule?

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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