Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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