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Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

What's brown and sticky? Anal

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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