A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

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please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

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I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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