- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

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