what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

A midget walked under a bar.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

your mother

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

A man on a plane convened his stupid flyer that instead of who in knock-knock jokes it what were, he thought it would funny. Later it really paid off, as they fly very close over water he says "knock knock" "whose there" " Captain Neverlands" "Captain Neverlands wh-...were" "Captain Neverlands IN WATER YOU DUMMY!!!!"

Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

A father had three children Rose Daisy and Cinderblock. Rose comes up to her father and asks"daddy why am i named Rose?' the father answered"well when you were a baby a rose petal fell on your head"Rose Reply's "oh thats nice" and walk's away. the Daisy comes up and ask's "Daddy! why am i named Daisy!" the Dad answered "well. when you were a baby a rose petal fell on your head" Daisy Replied" oh ok i guess" and walked away. Then Cinderblock came up and asked "duuuhhhd" and the father simply replied" Shut up Cinderblock".

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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