- Anti Joke

What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Bark I'm a tree

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.