- Anti Joke

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

U mad?

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

this is not a drill.

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up