- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

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Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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