- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

knock knock who's there? faith

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

Nickelback.

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

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