Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

If i open this door you can go trough it

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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