- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

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