What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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Women's rights

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, one must question: 1. How much the electrician knows when it comes to screwing in lightbulbs. 2. The amount of electricians present at the scene. 3. The type of equipment being used in the process. 4. The physical and mental stability of the electrician. The situation is solely dependent on the above factors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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