- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

Penis.

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

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