Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

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A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

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Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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Womens rights

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the love boat

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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