your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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