- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

so today i took a poop. hehe

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

there once was a black man who played basketball

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

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