- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

You know what's natural? Bears.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

Your mom.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

stuarts mum

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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