- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

joke under this line wins _________________________

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

why did sally drown cause she was black

A seal walks into a club.

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

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