Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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Religionh

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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