- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

Whats funnier than 24, 69

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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