Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

yes i can connor, this is brett.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

So one time there was this woman learning...

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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