Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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THe Election

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

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HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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