Guess who is violent. Osama

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

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how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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