Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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Robin, get in the batmobile

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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You're a frog

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

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What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

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Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

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What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

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How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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