- Anti Joke

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.