I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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What can hitler cook well Steak

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What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

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What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

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troll----> hahaha---->

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

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I'm gay.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

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What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

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Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

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what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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5 - samios in a wheelchair.

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Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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