What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

sharks

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Anti Joke

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