- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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