Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

Women's Rights.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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