Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? I don't know. I cant think f anything big and white that fall from trees that can kill you and besides if it is big enough to kill you then you will likely see it and avoid the section of that tree lest the big white object should fall and kill you because of this it is likely that anything that is big and white and falls from trees will in result kill you.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

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Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

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A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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