- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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